Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
Neversoft was officially made defunct on July 10, 2014 (almost 20 years to the day of its founding), with the remaining employees attending a burning of a sculpture of the skewered eyeball from their logo that has been part of their offices before.